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18 November 2010 @ 12:29 am
HEY!! thought you will like to know that Candi_Cruz its now live on dirtystage watch it now.. don miss it!
 
 
30 June 2009 @ 02:59 pm
Feel free to introduce yourselves:
1. Where are you from? Pittsburgh, PA
2. How did you hear about Tucker Max? A friend at my old job brought in the book and told me to read the Pittsburgh story and I was hooked ever since.
3. Favorite story? Tucker Tries Buttsex; Hilarity Does Not Ensue
4. Be honest. Do you lurk or actually post on the fucking message board? nope
5. Alcohol

Kind? Beer
Brand? Miller High life
Mixed Drink? Vodka and orange juice
 
 
Current Location: home
Current Mood: calmcalm
Current Music: birds chirping
 
 
29 May 2009 @ 07:38 pm
1. Where are you from? British Columbia, Canada

2. How did you hear about Tucker Max? I saw the book at Chapters and picked it up.

3. Favorite story? Sushi Pants - I think.

4. Be honest. Do you lurk or actually post on the fucking messageboard? I go on it like once a year.

5. Alcohol  
      I've never really drank, I had some grapefruit juice and vodka once though. I was a little tipsy after half a glass.

 
 
 
23 May 2009 @ 10:27 pm
Where are you from? Michigan.

How did you hear about Tucker Max? I had 5 or 6 seniors in my French class who passed around the book to each other over the course of maybe 2 weeks. They were randomly breaking out in uncontrollable laughter, so I saw the title and bought it. Any book that makes people laugh that much is already a favorite of mine, man.

Favorite story? Probably, "The Night We Almost Died" I'm addicted to his friends, really. Or "Tucker Goes to a Hockey Game"

Be honest. Do you lurk or actually post on the fucking message board? I don't post. Sorry, man.

Alcohol? I'm still young, and live in a small town, so I've had all the basic shit..I pretty much like it all...Except Kahlua. That's just awful.
 
 
02 June 2008 @ 04:26 am

  Where are you from? West Coast, Florida US
 
How did you hear about Tucker Max?
My first roommate in college. She was reading I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell for an English paper. I asked her about the book and loaned it to me when she was finished. I've been hooked since.

Favorite story? first story i ever read. "the most disturbing conversation ever"

Be honest. Do you lurk or actually post on the fucking message board?
occasionally browse, no posts.

Alcohol
Kind? (beer, vodka, etc.)
All. I bartend on the side....Given what I want to do with my future... that should be obvious....
Brand? (Grey Goose, Corona, etc.) Miller Chill, Coors Light, Sailor Jerry, Patron, Crown Royal....
Mixed Drink? Midori Sour, Amaretto Sour, a few creations I've made at parties I bartend for.... 
 
 
 
 
24 March 2008 @ 12:25 am
Where are you from?
Virginia

How did you hear about Tucker Max?
I was strolling through Books-A-Million and found one last paperback copy of "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell." I looked at it, gave it a good cursory look and decided I'd buy it.

Favorite story?
The most disturbing conversation ever

Be honest. Do you lurk or actually post on the fucking message board?
I look over it, but don't post.

Alcohol
Needs no comment. "Alcohol" is self explanatory. Wait, wait, who doesn't drink?
 
 
01 August 2007 @ 03:32 am
Where are you from?
Canada

How did you hear about Tucker Max?
I was reading Maddox, and I noticed he had a link to another human. A human he acknowledged with un-hateful words, and I knew that I had to read what he had to say. I went and then I was addicted to his humor and his stories ever since.

Favorite story?
By far the Absinthe-donut story, because of the sheer destruction he wrought on the people... and the washroom. When he came out of that washroom and announced to the line-up: "I am Shiva destroyer of worlds" it still kills me with laughter to this day.

Be honest. Do you lurk or actually post on the fucking message board?
I've read the advice pages Tucker wrote, and took a lot of it to heart. Thanks to Tucker I'm a better person.

Alcohol
I enjoy to drink, and I'm very knowledgeable about my drinking and my limits. Then again everyone has slip ups, and I've had a few Tucker Max worthy stories that I'm very proud of.
 
 
05 April 2007 @ 03:26 pm
Where are you from?
Miami, FL

How did you hear about Tucker Max?
I was sittin outside on a bench when my friend introduced me to a very rude but hilarious person who had the book on him. I stole it and read the sushi pants story. then I went out n bought my own copy.

Favorite story?
the midget story! by far. its sick and disgusting and really the funniest thing i've ever read.

Be honest. Do you lurk or actually post on the fucking messageboard?
nope. i don't know y but there's something about it that creeps me out.

Alcohol
Where there is alcohol, that's where i'll be.
 
 
27 July 2006 @ 09:18 pm
Where are you from?
Kitchener-Waterloo, Ontario, Canada

How did you hear about Tucker Max?
My friend introduced me to the website with the disclaimer I might be offended. I thought it was hillarious and was almost rolling on the floor laughing.

Favorite story?
Sushi Pants!! The best part when he runs outside without pants on and the cop stops to talk to him. So many other good ones.

Be honest. Do you lurk or actually post on the fucking messageboard?
I've only been familiar with Tucker Max for a few days so I've been reading all his stories and neglecting to notice a message board even existed. I'll have to check it out . . . and try not to lurk:p

Alcohol
I'm working on my goal to try every mixed drink out there but usually I love anything with vodka . . . but have only tried a few I don't like.
 
 
17 July 2006 @ 11:34 am
Where are you from?
Seattle, WA

How did you hear about Tucker Max?
I'm not quite sure. I read his "Tucker Tries Butt Sex, Hilarity Does Not Ensue" story online last summer and was totally addicted. My adoration was reborn this month when my older brother introduced me to the book, "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell." I'm currently reading it.

Favorite story?
My first, "Tucker Max Tries Butt Sex, Hilarity Does Not Ensue." I also love any story with Slingblade in it.

Be honest. Do you lurk or actually post on the fucking messageboard?
Nope, never looked at it, never posted on it. Tucker's site is actually blocked at work (where I do most of my lurking) as it is classified as "adult content."

Alcohol
Kind? I love tequila. But I'm in a phase right now where just about any hard liquor is perf.
Brand? Tarantula if I'm feeling picky. Otherwise I just don't really care.
Mixed Drink? Margarita! Mojito! I like a lot of drinks.